Month: December 2021

My mate said to me today,”Why are you carrying a 9 foot book?” I said,”It’s a TALL story.”

A baker was busy making bread when his bakery caught fire and burned down. His business is now toast.

Daughter: Daddy, I’m sleepy… Dad: From Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?

I just saw conjoined twins. So I gave them my undivided attention..

A frog was broken down on the Freeway, I stopped and asked him if he needed any help .. he said no thanks, all is OK, I’m waiting to be Toad.

What did the shy pebble say? “I wish I was a little boulder”.

I used to feed gorillas at Paignton Zoo from a distance using a golf club. I’d drive them bananas.

I have ordered a chicken & an egg from Amazon, I’ll let you know !!!

Two Aerials met on a roof, fell in love and got Married, the ceremony wasn’t much…But the Reception was Brilliant…

I’m struggling to find a local taxidermist, must be a dying industry..