Month: January 2022

Ok who’s interested in seeing some shadow puppets…lets see a show of hands..

Have downloaded iOS 8 and now have the U2 version of Apple maps. It’s useless; the streets have no names!

I just have away a whole lot of dead batteries.… Free of charge.

I was in Paris when a pigeon pooped on my head..… I got quite an Eyeful

When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar

Apparently my new spine is on back order.

whos the worlds smelliest terrorist? Osama Bin Fartin.

I’ve decided to sell my vacuum cleaner … well, it was just collecting dust

Went down the gym and burnt 1200 calories today. I forgot to take the pizza out of the oven!

I wish people wouldn’t put dart boards on the ceiling. They make me want to throw up.