Month: February 2022

Did you hear about the conductor who took too many baths? He started writing soap operas.

This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health food, and exercise.

What’s a ball do when it stops rolling? Nothing, it just looks round.

Welcome to this week’s meeting of Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous. I’m seeing a lot of new faces this week!

My son will be starting school soon and he is worried he will get bullied because of his name. ‘Don’t worry someoneyourownsize, why would anybody pick on you’.

What happens if you drop your iphone and ipad in the water? They sync

Hope the missus doesn’t find out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She’ll hit the roof.

A family going on vacation heading past some paddocks, the dad says “look at that flock of cows” the kids in the back say “it’s a herd of cows” the dad says “of course ive heard of cows! There’s a flock of them over there!”

My wife’s a raver and keeps trying to get me into it. She won’t techno for an answer

My wife sent me out to get some cottage cheese today…………I had to raid about 20 cottages before I found some in someone’s fridge…….