Month: August 2024

I tell dad jokes, but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa.

What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1

Why did the pony ask for a glass of water? Because it was a little horse.

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”

Someone told me that I should write a book. I said, “That’s a novel concept.”

Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.

What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!

What did the juicer say to the orange during self-quarantine? Can’t wait to squeeze you!

What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two!

When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.