Month: March 2022

They say 50 is the new 40, try telling that to a speed camera!

I think I swallowed the wrong tablet. It had ‘samsung’ written on it….

What do you call a film about mallards ? A duckumentary

What do you call a sleeping bull?…… A bulldozer

I always keep an empty milk bottle in the fridge, just in case anyone has black coffee

I entered a marathon, but was a little embarrassed when every few miles, I’d start coughing uncontrollably, and everyone would laugh. I later asked my doctor about it, and he said not to worry, it was just a running gag.

Where would you learn to make ice cream? At sundae school.

My girlfriend is leaving me cause of my obsession with Africa. Uganda be kidding me, Kenya believe it? Well, it’s Ghana be a messy break up.

I just got an email saying ‘At Google earth we can read maps backwards!’ I thought, “That’s just spam.”

I don’t mean to brag but my bank just sent me an email saying that I am outstanding!!..