Month: April 2026

The shovel is a ground breaking invention

Help please. The postman dropped a letter on my hall floor today and on the letter it says do not bend. How do I pick it up?

Got 2 love eBay… lol, sold my homing pigeons 4 times this month already.

There’s nothing worse than getting run over by a rental car …..it HERTZ

Sad news at the Nestle factory today when a member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolate fell more than 50 feet and crushed him underneath. He tried in vain to attract attention but every time he shouted “The milky bars are on me” everyone cheered.

A dentist and a manicurist argued about their respective career choices. They fought tooth and nail.

Harrison Ford was taken to hospital earlier today when he crashed a plane into a golf course. No one else was injured in the crash, he appeared to be flying solo.

When I found out my very expensive jet-pack was faulty, I went through the roof!

R.I.P boiling water….you will be mist.

I was thinking if i work as security at a Samsung store does that make me a Guardian of the Galaxy?