Month: July 2022

I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win… No pun in ten did!

A pony walks into the bar and coughs noisily. The bartender says “that doesn’t sound healthy, do you have a cold?” The pony replies “I’m fine, I’m just a little horse”

What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? In Dubai they don’t watch the Flintstones… but Abu Dhabi do!

What did the limestone say to the basalt? Don’t take me for granite!

I start my new job tomorrow as a trainee bell ringer. I’m hoping someone will be there in the morning to show me the ropes.

Rumours of a food shortage at this year’s Spoonerism Awards turned out to be a complete lack of pies.

My mate set me up on a blind date. He said, “She’s a lovely girl, but there’s something you should know… She’s expecting a baby.” I felt like a right idiot waiting in the pub wearing nothing but a nappy/diaper.

What’s loud and sounds like apples? APPLES!

What’s et short for? Because he has little legs.

What did the cheese say when it saw it self in the mirror? helou-mi