Month: May 2026

Customer: “Why do these cashews keep saying nice things about my hair?” Barman: “They’re the complimentary nuts.”

I recently applied for a job at Sony, but they cancelled the interview

I haven’t seen any salad jokes recently, but if you do have one please share and Lettuce know!

I was going to buy a franchise, i hear good things about Vac City…you can really clean up!

Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he can never land!

a skeleton walks into a bar, orders a beer, and a mop.

I went into a shop and I said, “Can someone sell me a kettle.” The bloke said “Kenwood” I said, “Where is he?!!..

Cheese is a long WHEY from milk…..

What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi

Went to see a play the other night and soon after had a panic attack. The doctor told me I suffer from post-dramatic stress disorder!