Month: September 2023

I’m on a special seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

I was only wrong once I thought I was wrong and I wasn’t so I was wrong in thinking I was wrong.

When eating mushrooms Dad will always make a remark about how he’d like to eat more but he doesn’t have mush room.

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night? She went to sea a movie

Did you hear about the human cannonball? First day on the job, he was fired.

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor? Because he had a crook in his neck.

What do you get if you drop a piano on an army base? A flat major.

Did you hear about the fish that went deaf? – He had to buy a herring-aid.

Mum: Say something encouraging Dad: “something encouraging”

Ladies and Gentlemen, would you like to take your seats? – Dad: Where are we taking them?