Month: September 2025

As kids we used to pull out Mum’s roses and have sword fights with them. It was a game of thorns….

Bit over the coming election so I recently took a pole ,and 100% of people were annoyed that there tents fell down!!!

I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Kahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Kahoots with someone. I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don’t have an airport. You have to be driven there. I have made several trips there thanks to my children, friends, family and work.

Went to the supermarket to buy some kale the other day. When I got there they were out. I thought how could they be so kaless?

My son asked me if I could put his shoes on. I said “no, they won’t fit me”

So, did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record

Just sold a lawn mower on gumtree. That’ll be the last time my neighbors wakes me up on Saturday mornings

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You poke him on.

Went to the kitchen shop to buy a whisk. They didn’t have any. I asked why and the assistant told me; “Haven’t you heard of our no whisk guarantee?”

What has a heart but always leaves? An artichoke.