Month: February 2024

What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A doyouthinkhesawus.

What lies in a pram and wobbles?
A jelly baby.

What’s the fastest thing in water?
A motor pike.

What is black and white and noisy?
A zebra with a drum kit.

What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
A nervous wreck.

What do you call a crazy golfer?
A crack put.

What does a frog do if his car breaks down?
He gets it toad away.