Month: October 2022

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles

What do you need for bird flu? Really small tissues.

Did you know the guy that invented air conditioning was the coolest guy ever? And all of his friends were fans!

Did you hear about the man that was arrested at the board game shop? Apparently he walked in and said he was looking for trouble.

We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz.

Did you hear about the contortionist that tried to fit into a colander? He strained himself.

Whiteboards are remarkable

The apple did his best to escape from the orchard but his efforts were fruitless.

An Accountant went to the Dr complaining of insomnia. The Dr asked him if he tried counting sheep. The Accountant replied “Yes, I tried that last night, but I made a mistake and it took me 4 hours to find it and fix it”

I wanted bet the butcher $20 that he couldn’t reach the meat on the top shelf. He said “no, the steaks are too high”