Month: April 2025

My car only works every other day. I think it might be the alternator

I finally caught the person at work who has been stealing my beetroot…..Caught him red handed.

My daughter wanted a bouncy castle for her birthday party. We contacted a supplier who quoted us $50 for the hire and $1000 for the setup cost. We were outraged. The supplier just shrugged and said “That’s inflation for you!”

I misplaced half a sentence today. Lost four words!

I’m not sure why marvel hasn’t tried to put advertisements on The Hulk. I mean he’s essentially a giant banner.

I lost my glasses. So i went specsavers. Guess who i bumped into? Everybody.

It’s gonna be hot today..we should all move to Argentina. Argentina is surprisingly cold…In fact, it’s bordering on Chile.

Have you heard about the magic tractor? It went down the road an turned into a field.

According to my kids,  are not cool for a-parent reasons…

If a werewolf did not know he was a werewolf, would he then be an unawerewolf?