Month: December 2025

Wife: I feel like eggs Benedict Me : how would you like them and please remember my name is Ryan

My family are really poor. On my 12th birthday they put half a cake with 6 candles up against a mirror.

My dad told me to stop using such high caliber rounds when we were out hunting. As usual, it went in one deer and out the other!!..

A man walking down the street meets an old friend with only one arm. “Where are you off to?”, says the man. “I’m going to change a light bulb”. “Isn’t that difficult with one arm?” “I don’t think so, I’ve still got the receipt.”

I went to look at a Light House yesterday with the intention of buying it. But I found it too flashy.

My job as a concreter is getting harder and harder

Police were called to a day care center today were there was a 3 year old resisting a rest

I was standing on the beach watching the waves with some Babaghanoush and this random stranger yelled at me what do you think your doing mate ? Mate I’m taking a dip in the ocean!

Saw a strange story on tv last night about a raisin that had cheated in his wife. It was on A Current Affair

Apparently someone’s been stealing patrol dogs. Police say they have several leads.