Month: September 2024

What do lions use to look at their manes? Mirroars.

Why are pigs bad drivers? Because they hog the road.

What did the husband say to his wife right after getting LASIK surgery? “Aren’t you a sight for sore eyes?”

What do you call a baby sheep that knows karate? A lamb chop.

What does a karate master get rewarded with while driving? A seat belt.

Why did the envelope take so long to get ready? It had to get addressed.

Why were spectators confused by the koala’s self-portrait? It was bear.

What’s the most patriotic sport? Flag football.

The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.

How do you weigh a millennial? In Instagrams.