Month: January 2026

I once went to a surgeon who was a part time comedian. He had me in stitches.

Patient: Doctor I think i have 5 legs.… Doctor: Oh my!…how do your pants fit? Patient: like a glove…

You don’t see many exit signs these days do you, they’re on the way out.

My girlfriend works at the zoo. She’s a real keeper.

A spanish magician told the audience that he will disappear on 3. He said “uno… dos” then *POOF* he disappeared without a tres!

Ice cream van accidents are extremely rare, but always result in the loss of hundreds and thousands.

Lady: Doc, my husband thinks he’s a refrigerator Doc: there’s nothing too serious about that Lady: Oh yes there is, he sleeps with his mouth open and the light keeps me awake

Making a new password; Me: Beef stew Computer: Sorry, not stroganoff

Do you know who’s better than Ben 10?? Glen 20

Did you heard about the dog who had puppies on the side of the road? She got arrested for littering