Month: October 2025

I have just finished my sandwich degree, I do my final eggs ham tomorrow….

I have decided to give away all my dead batteries today so if anyone wants them they are…… Free of charge

My mate just started a chicken dating site. he’s struggling to make hens meet.

Don’t you hate it when people answer their own questions? I do.

Just my luck!! just to let you all know, I’ve been admitted to Hospital.And wont be on line for a while. I’ve just gone and poisoned myself. I ate what I thought was an onion but it was a Daffodil Bulb. They said I’ll be out sometime in the Spring

My mate has just bought Bonnie Tylers mini but he says he’s been conned because every now and then it falls apart hahaha

Did you hear about the two men who were arrested for stealing a calendar? They each got six months

I’m getting a bit sick of being told I’m pedantic. If I had 1 cent for every time I’ve been told I’m pedantic I’d have $4.72

Mark had a son, he named him: Mark II.

the deepest thinkers are SCUBA divers!!!