Month: April 2024

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar? He got twelve months.

I’m starting a band called 1023 Megabytes. We haven’t got a gig yet.

The rotation of Earth really makes my day.

Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the “no-bell” prize.

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his left side? He’s all right now.

I wouldn’t buy anything with Velcro. It’s a total rip-off.

Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine? He’s fully recovered now.

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way.