Month: June 2022

What nationality is Santa Clause? North Polish

I hate hearing jokes about German sausages, they are the Wurst! Some people might call me a Brat for this joke but I only get like this when I am a little Kransky. Now now don’t be a sauerkraut about it…….

Paddy texts his wife.. “Mary, I’m just having one more pint with the lads. If I’m not back in 20 minutes, read this message again.

“Dad, are you talking to yourself?” “Yes, sometimes I need an expert opinion”

my father threw a camera at me once, I still have flashbacks.

i had a dream last night that i was a kleptomaniac…it was so real that when i woke, i had to pinch myself…

I finally fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me up the wrong way!

I tried to grab some fog this morning but I mist.

A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.

When the giant cannibals began to soak me in vinegar, I thought “enough is enough.” “Why don’t you pickle someone your own size?” I shouted at them.