Month: December 2022

What do you call a country where everyone drives a red car? A red carnation.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

God calls down to Noah and says, “I have an urgent task for you, I need you to build an ark. You must make it big, I want it to have many levels.” Noah asks of God, ‘would you also like me to collect two of each animal?’ God says, “no, just fill it with fish” “Fish?” asks Noah “Carp specifically” says God “Why?” asks Noah “I’m not sure, I just like the idea of a multi-story carp ark”

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.

whats the fastest cake? Scone.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

Wow, I just learnt that Elvis Presley’s middle name is spelt wrong on his tombstone. That’s a grave mistake.

What happened to the man who didn’t know the difference between putty and toothpaste? All his windows feel out.

Did you hear about the boy who kept stealing rhubarb? He was taken into custardy!

She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.