Month: May 2022

Some people say jokes don’t always translate well between text & speech, but I disagree. I guess it’s as they say… Tomato tomato.

If you throw a pencil up in the air Is it still stationery?

What’s bigger then a tow truck? A foot truck!

David Beckham gets into a London taxi and he sees the driver looking at him in the rear-view mirror. After about 5 minutes the driver says “OK give me a clue”. Beckham says “I had a glittering career at Manchester United, played in the USA and got over 100 caps for England, is that enough?”. The driver says: “No you thick clod, where do you want to go?”

And on another note, G#

I’m thinking of getting a 4D printer….. I wont be rushed and will take my time about it.

So honey, how do I look? With your eyes dear.

My neighbour has a singing chicken – he is taking it in to audition for the ‘Eggs Factor’

A router walks into a bar…… and says “I’m here for the networking event”

If you go to Jamaica and copy a movie and then bring it back to the UK does it make you a Pirate of the Caribbean?