Month: July 2023

I asked Dad if I could have a banana, he said I could if I found it appealing.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Energizer Bunny arrested, he was charged with battery.

After marinating some steaks with thyme, my friend’s hands smelt like thyme. She said “Now I really have time on my hands”

Did you hear about the man who tried farming rabbits? He said it was a hare raising experience.

When feeling sick, dad would point and laugh. When we glared at him he’d say “what, laughter is the best medicine”

Eating yoghurt is a cultured experience

Me: Is it Tuesday today? Dad: Yes, all day long in fact.

Dad: What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me: I don’t know Dad: Finding half a worm in your apple.

Mum holds up an ivory table cloth “What do you think of this one?”, Dad says “It’s all white”