Month: November 2024

What did the geometry teacher say when the class had trouble solving a problem? “Let’s try a different angle.”

What animals are the best to call if you get locked out of your house? Monkeys.

How was the handsome runner described? “Dashing.”

What vegetable is kind to everyone? The sweet potato.

Why was the hockey player gifted a new cap? He was known for his hat tricks.

Where was the dripping coming from in the fridge? The leeks.

What kind of cleaning product feels a lot of motivation in life? All-purpose.

Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.

How do frogs invest their money? They use a stock croaker.

What do frogs use to track their exercise? Fit (rib)bits.