Month: August 2025

How does a butcher introduce his wife? Meet Patty…..

How did the tap dancer break her leg? She fell off the tap

A young Lass arrived at hospital with nasty burns on her face. On examination the doctor found she had put flour and egg on her face followed by hot oil. When asked why, she said she was trying to batter her eyelids for her boyfriend.

Why did the bug avoid the chair with the spider on it? It didn’t want to get caught in the web of da seat.

I went to the local show today and saw that someone has dropped a sausage outside the German sausage eatery it was the wurst thing that could possibly happen

Why don’t you see hippopotamuses hiding in trees? …Because they are REALLY good at it!!!

Is it true that the Atheist Church is a Non-Prophet Organisation?

Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.

Why did the “Can Crusher” quit his job? It was SODA-PRESSING!

The guy quit his job at the cemetery because he felt he was in grave danger.