Month: June 2023

Two boa constrictors got married. They had an incredible crush on each other.

2 blood corpuscles fell in love. It was in vein.

Why did the vampire go to the optometrist? Everything was blehrrrry

A princess was waiting outside of a Kodak store singing “Some day, my prints will come”

So Hasni Mubarek has left Cairo. Did he walk like an Egyptian?

Not using the doorbell has a significant knock on effect

Made a coffee today, pushed down on the plunger and a cafe in the next street blew up.

It doesn’t matter how far you push the envelope, you’ll still be stationery.

What did the water buffalo say to her child as he left for his first day of school? Bison.

Where there’s a will, there’s a lawyer.