Month: June 2024

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

Why was the color green notoriously single? It was always so jaded.

What do you call 26 letters that went for a swim? Alphawetical.

Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.

Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.

When does a joke become a “dad joke?” When it becomes apparent.

Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.

Our vacuum cleaner is getting old. It’s just gathering dust.

My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.

How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree? By the bark.