Month: November 2022

What do you give a sick pig? Oinkment.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

What’s green, has 6 legs and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table.

What did the dog say when he saw some sandpaper? Rough

Why was the zero misbehaving? He was feeling naughty!

Went fishing the other weekend ..the fish weren’t taking the worms so I thought I would try Fly Fishing but could not find a hook small enough……

I was looking for my camouflage pants the other day, but I couldn’t find them!

I met the gingerbread man in a wheelchair and white icing on his legs. I feel bad knowing that I’d disabled all cookies earlier in the week

What did the policeman say to his belly button? “Your under-a-vest”

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’ GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’ TEACHER: No, that’s wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.