Month: July 2026

I didn’t realise removing my front doorbell would have such a knock on effect.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?? Beef jerky !!

I went to the cafe and ordered a serve of chips. I asked “How long will they be?” “Depends on the size of the potatoes” he said.

There’s a gang in town who are systematically shoplifting clothes in size order. The police believe they’re still at large.

The pirates son came home from school. His dad asks him how his exams went. Son says Aye dad seven c’s.

Ok who’s interested in seeing some shadow puppets…lets see a show of hands..

Have downloaded iOS 8 and now have the U2 version of Apple maps. It’s useless; the streets have no names!

I just have away a whole lot of dead batteries.… Free of charge.

I was in Paris when a pigeon pooped on my head..… I got quite an Eyeful

When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar