Month: July 2026

My wife sent me out to get some cottage cheese today…………I had to raid about 20 cottages before I found some in someone’s fridge…….

See the police are looking into an incident at the origami display in the city? The police are looking into the unfolding events.

Anyone here called Philip? I’ve found your screwdriver.

I’m constantly having to separate fact from fiction. I hate being a Librarian.

I didn’t realise removing my front doorbell would have such a knock on effect.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?? Beef jerky !!

I went to the cafe and ordered a serve of chips. I asked “How long will they be?” “Depends on the size of the potatoes” he said.

There’s a gang in town who are systematically shoplifting clothes in size order. The police believe they’re still at large.

The pirates son came home from school. His dad asks him how his exams went. Son says Aye dad seven c’s.

Ok who’s interested in seeing some shadow puppets…lets see a show of hands..