Month: October 2023

When driving past a cemetery, ‘That
place is pretty popular, people are dying to get in there!’

When an emergency service vehicle goes
past with siren blazing, ‘You’ll not sell many ice creams going that fast.’

Upon hearing someone in a restaurant
dropping glasses or crockery – “Sack the juggler!”

I’m on a special seafood diet. I see
food and I eat it.

I was only wrong once I thought I was
wrong and I wasn’t so I was wrong in thinking I was wrong.

When eating mushrooms Dad will always
make a remark about how he’d like to eat more but he doesn’t have mush room.

What did the mermaid do last Sunday
night? She went to sea a movie

Did you hear about the human cannonball?
First day on the job, he was fired.

Why did the bank robber go to the
chiropractor? Because he had a crook in his neck.

What do you get if you drop a piano on
an army base? A flat major.