Month: August 2024

What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A bed.

What do you call spiders who just got married? Newly-webs.

RIP boiled water—you will be mist.

What do you call two octopuses that look the same? Itenticle.

Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.

I know a lot of jokes about retired people, but none of them work.

Why do dads feel the need to tell such bad jokes? They just want to help you become a groan up.

If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

How can you mend a broken pumpkin? Use a pumpkin patch.

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.