Month: June 2025

I just read a great book on the History of Glue,I couldn’t put it down.

I’ve lost my mood-ring…. I don’t know how i feel about that

I’m making a TV series about different parts of my gas cooker. I’ve already filmed the pilot.

I heard on the news that Search and Rescue had plucked 2 stranded fishermen out of the ocean and were looking for their capsized boat. I thought, Gee, how are they ever going to find something that small.

A Ham Sandwich walks into a bar and asks for a pint of beer. The bartender replies “sorry, we don’t serve food here”

I prefer communist jokes because everyone gets them.

My wife is threatening to leave because of my obsession with Kylie Minogue. I should be so lucky.

The piano was unfortunately locked out of the house. He had no way get in as he did not have the right key!

Breaking news. After all these years corduroy pillows are still making headlines.

A ship carrying red paint has collided with a ship carrying blue paint. Both crews are said to be marooned.