Month: May 2025

I went to a busy pub last night dressed as a tennis ball. I got served straight away.

I used to go camping a lot, but I stopped. That’s the ex-tent of it.

Has anyone seen Allen? I think I found his keys.

What is the collective noun for dad jokes? A Punnet?

The inventor of the USB stick has died. Thanks for the memory

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet? Because they can take years at C

According to the Institute of Incomplete Research 9 out of 10…….

We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.

I once swallowed a dictionary. It gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had

So I was thinking, if vegetarians eat vegetables,, what do humanitarians eat?