Month: May 2024

Why did the lobster blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!

What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet? Reali-tea.

My wife asked me to stop singing “Wonderwall” to her. I said “Maybe…”

What did the police officer say to his belly-button? You’re under a vest.

I had a date last night and it was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll have a fig.

I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.

Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.

I wanted to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.

Why did the pharmacist walk on her tiptoes? She didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills.

What do you call it when a group of apes starts a company? Monkey business.