Month: February 2023

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Why did the orange use suntan lotion? It didn’t want to peel.

What key has legs and can’t open doors? A turkey!

Why did it take the monster 10 months to finish a book? Because he wasn’t very hungry.

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snow caps.

What did the hamburger name his daughter? Patty!

I was going to procrastinate but I haven’t got around to it yet.

What has a bottom at the top? A pair of legs

What do u call a whale with no underpants on? Free willy