Month: September 2022

How many dyslexics does it take to bulb a light change? Eno

Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I think I need glasses! Owner: You certainly do, this is a fish n chips store

I broke up with my Gym……. It wasn’t working out!

I told the teller I was there to check my balance, she just pushed me over

A book about Sean Connery fell on my head last night, I’ve only my shelf to blame.

A tv weatherman broke both his arms and legs. He had to call in from hospital to explain about the four casts.

I bought a Supertramp GPS the other day. Had to return it because it kept telling me to take the long way home.

After finding 5 Mars Bars, 3 Snickers, a Flake and a packet of m&m’s, I’m starting to think I’m not cut out to be a bounty hunter..

Why is it easy to weigh fish? Because they have scales.

I have invented a new way to play tennis that doesn’t make any noise. It’s the same game but without the racquet.