Month: December 2024

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 

When does Friday come before Thursday? In the dictionary.

Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.

What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.

Why did the tailor get fired? He wasn’t a good fit.

What did the roof say to the shingle? The first one is on the house.

What does a librarian use to go fishing? A bookworm.

Dogs can’t operate MRI machines, but cats-can.

Why did the roofer go to the doctor? He had shingles.

How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.