Month: November 2025

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team? She kept running away from the ball.

Did you hear about the guy, who sewed Starbucks because he ran out of coffee? Yeah, the court dismissed the case, the judge said the guy had no grounds.

Archaeologists have found chocolate covered in hazelnut in an ancient Egyptian burial tomb they think it’s a pharaoh rochet

How did Darth Vader know what Luke bought him for christmas? Because he felt his presents

Did you hear about the latest car GPS unit they are bringing out this Christmas? I hear that the voice tells Dad Jokes at every opportunity. The unit is called “NAVI-DAD”.

What do giraffes have that no other animals have? Baby giraffes!

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Rick Astley asked me if he could borrow my Disney DVDs collection I said I’ll lend u lion king frozen and toy story but I’ll never give u up.

I just bought some counterfeit Mr Kiplings. I must say, they’re exceedingly good fakes!!..

Two Blondes set out in there car on a road trip to Disney Land as they are driving along the freeway they see a road sign Disney land left. Upset they turned around and went home!!