Month: July 2024

What did the accountant say while auditing a document? This is taxing.

What do you call someone who won’t stick to a diet? A desserter.

What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A Lamborghini.

I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but he said it’s just a bug going around.

Stop looking for the perfect match…use a lighter.

Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because its mother was in a jam.

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.

Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just-water.

Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.

How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.