Month: March 2024

What is E.T. short for?
He has really small legs.

What do you call three Irish lumberjacks?
Tree fellers.

4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed…
2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.

Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives.

What did the right eye say to the left eye?
“Between you and me, something smells.”

My boss just texted me: “Send me one of your funny jokes!”
I texted him back: “I’m busy working. I’ll send one later.”
“That’s hilarious,” he said. “Send another one!”

What do you get if you cross a hen with a bedside clock?
An alarm cluck.