I demanded that she clean the kitchen, vacuum the carpets and wash the windows last week, the week was over and i could not see a thing,the second and third week- nothing!, at the start of the fourth week my right eye began opening just a little bit as the swelling began to subside!!!!
What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? Synonym Toast Crunch
A detective was rushed to the ER. He accidentally poked his private eye.
Why did Shakespeare’s wife walk out on him? She was sick of all the dramas…
Been torturing a centipede for the last 98 days ……. on its last legs now
bakers earn a crust and they make heaps of dough!!!
What did the nervous spider say to the audience before his comedy routine? “Forgive me guys, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach.”
Best present this year was a broken drum. You can’t beat that!
Big sale on rowing paddles at my local shop. It’s quite an oar deal.
Who sits in a tractor shouting, ‘The end is nigh!’? Farmer Geddon