Month: March 2025

Dad: Doctor, all five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up! Doctor: Wow! That’s the worst case of parking sons disease I have ever seen.

I went to the doctor for a physical he said “You have to stop eating pizza,” I asked why? He said “Because I’m trying to examine you.”

What’s a zombies favorite flower. Arose.

Did you hear about the invisible man & wife? Their kids aren’t much to look at either!

Why does the TV have buttons? It wouldn’t look good with a zipper.

What’s the difference between a red apple and a green apple?.. they are both green apart from the red one.

That awkward moment when you tell a chemistry joke and don’t get a reaction

I started a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

I only know 25 letters of the Alphabet. I don’t know Why…

My wife was preparing lunch today when she asked, “Tony, where’s the cheese grater?” I said “Some would say France, others would say England”