Pluto wanted to organize a solar system party. But he cannot plan it!
Dad Joke: 575
September 30, 2026
Pluto wanted to organize a solar system party. But he cannot plan it!
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died. He pasta way
Why was the mime incarcerated? He committed unspeakable crimes.
Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me. Don’t worry, I only suffered super fish oil injuries.
A Cheese factory has exploded in France..… There’s De Brie everywhere!
I went to the Doctor because my little toe ended up on my big toe.. He told me I have a case of mixamytoessis.
Apparently centipedes have no claws. Does this mean there is no such thing as Centi Claws.
My grandfather died in his living room. I find that really ironic.
I once had a cross eyed teacher….. She couldn’t control her pupils…..