Month: June 2024

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up.

What’s the most detail-oriented ocean? The Pacific.

Why do some couples go to the gym? Because they want their relationship to work out.

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.

My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7 up.

What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.

Want to know why nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.