Month: September 2024

I didn’t get a haircut, I got them all cut.

What do you call an unpredictable camera? A loose Canon.

How do you know when a chicken is evil? It lays deviled eggs.

I’ve been bored recently, so I decided to take up fencing. The neighbors keep demanding that I put it back.

My son asked me to put his shoes on, but I don’t think they’ll fit me.

What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out standing in his field.

What does a house wear? Address.

Sore throats are a pain in the neck.