Month: November 2024

What do you call it when a lawyer takes a test early in the morning? A breakfast bar.

What is Marco’s favorite clothing store? Polo.

Why couldn’t the couple respond right away when looking at wedding venues? They were engaged.

What did the baker say when she won an award? “It was a piece of cake.”

What part of the museum makes everyone sneeze? The sta-tues.

What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

Why is sand so optimistic? It has a can-dune attitude.

What kind of shape may have been knighted? Cir-cles.

What’s it called when kittens get stuck in a tree? A cat-astrophe.

What was said about the messy, angry man who was eating a can of Pringles? “He’s got a chip on his shoulder.”