I hate it when people try to put an “i” in run. They ruin it.
Dad Joke: 25
March 21, 2025
I hate it when people try to put an “i” in run. They ruin it.
What’s so great about whiteboards? If you think about it, they’re pretty re-markable!
Napoleon may not have designed the coat he wore… But he did have a hand in it.
What do you call an articulate dinosaur? A Thesaurus
I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings. It’s a complex complex complex.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
2 snowmen in a garden, 1 says to the other “Can you smell carrots?”
What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit burrow? Hot cross bunnies
I was going to tell a joke about a hot stove top, but I can’t quite put my finger on it right now.
I’m thinking of selling some John Lennon memorabilia on Ebay. Imagine all the PayPal