Dad Joke: 25

I hate it when people try to put an “i” in run. They ruin it.

Dad Joke: 24

What’s so great about whiteboards? If you think about it, they’re pretty re-markable!

Dad Joke: 23

Napoleon may not have designed the coat he wore… But he did have a hand in it.

Dad Joke: 22

What do you call an articulate dinosaur? A Thesaurus

Dad Joke: 21

I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings. It’s a complex complex complex.

Dad Joke: 20

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

Dad Joke: 19

2 snowmen in a garden, 1 says to the other “Can you smell carrots?”

Dad Joke: 18

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit burrow? Hot cross bunnies

Dad Joke: 17

I was going to tell a joke about a hot stove top, but I can’t quite put my finger on it right now.

Dad Joke: 16

I’m thinking of selling some John Lennon memorabilia on Ebay. Imagine all the PayPal