Month: June 2025

I have a lot of unemployment jokes…..but none of them work.

What do you call someone swimming in Egypt? Nothing special…….. just another person in da nile.

My wife got a ladder in her tights. She truly is the most talented shoplifter ever.

I work at a company that measures out marathon distances, it’s lengthy business.

Doctor doctor! I keep thinking I’m a hotel. Can I examine you? Be my guest.

My colleagues were wondering when Ascension Day is. I said it’s coming up…

I went to the bakery and asked if they had any shortbread. They told me they didn’t make it any longer.

What do you call a pony with a cough? A little hoarse.

Got a polish mate who’s a roadie for a rock band. I’ve also got a Czech one too

People say I’ve got no willpower. But I’ve quit smoking loads of times!