Month: July 2026

“I was in a band called “Cancelled” but no one would turn up to our gigs”

“I used to be in a band called ‘Missing Cat’… you probably saw our posters.”

Bought some cheap scouring pads the other day, they weren’t up to scratch.

There’s a fine line between hyphenated words

Frozen Apples – They’re Hardcore!!!

What’s brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones.

I played Bonopoly last night. It’s like Monopoly but where the streets have no name.