A farmer is tending his sheep when a smart dressed guy in a porsche pulls up. Guy says “if I tell you how many sheep you have can I take one”. “Sure” says the farmer. The guy gets out a GPS, camera, laptop and after a few minutes says “you have 142 sheep”. The guy picks one up and puts it in the car. The farmer says “if I can guess your job can I have my animal back”. “Sure”. “You’re a consultant”. How did you know? “You came here un-invited, charged a fee for telling me what I already know and you know nothing about my business, now can I have my dog back.
