Recently, my wife and I went shopping in Coles. Because I’m not able to walk around for too long, I sat in the car while she went into the shop with my shopping list for salad items. About ten minutes later, she rang me on my mobile phone and asked me what type of olives I wanted. She told me the olives that were available were pitted, stuffed, and stoned. I told her to get stuffed – and that’s when the argument started.
